Previous parts: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3. This entry addresses Alessandra Ambrosio, yet again, but then I am a great fan of Alessandra and hope that she acknowledges my existence. She has twice deleted --at her fan forum -- links to pages within this site that pay a tribute to her beauty. How sad! Here is another tribute. Please Alessandra, don’t delete a link to this entry.
First, Alessandra will be compared to Dasha from Hegre Art.
Alessandra’s face is obviously that of an adolescent male transvestite but Dasha looks like a normal woman.
Who has the physique of a male-to-female transsexual?
Alessandra’s booty-ful physique.
If the Brazilian bombshell were to explode, as on this page, she will release a powerful, fetid heterosexual male repellant.
On the other hand, Dasha’s physique is booty-licious.
Just so as to not disappoint big breast fans, Alessandra will be compared to Sophie Howard.
Some face pictures of Sophie Howard reveal a hint of masculinization, but if one were to call her masculinized, what word could one possibly use to describe Alessandra?
Sophie Howard shown at an angle.
No comment necessary.
Sophie Howard booty collage.
Who wants to see Alessandra tanning? Who wants to see Sophie tanning? Damn, I’d rub tanning lotion on Sophie and give her a full-body professional massage for free. Alessandra, on the other hand, cannot avail of my masseuse services unless she were to pay me a decent amount in advance.
Next, we consider Daria from MPL studios. Note her very small breasts and not very feminine overall appearance.
If Daria were to hit on a lifetime-exclusive heterosexual man it is difficult to imagine any such man rejecting her, though he would wish that she had bigger breasts. Lifetime-exclusive heterosexual male fans of pasty-white redheads hit by the likes of Daria will surely say, “So what if she has small breasts? I’ve hit the jackpot, big time!” On the other hand, if lifetime-exclusive heterosexual men not aware of the riches of Alessandra Ambrosio are hit upon by her, the typical response should be obvious.
Yet, we get the following from Victoria’s Secret! Give me sexy? I’ll be dipped in dogshit.
How can Victoria’s Secret Company get away with using models like Alessandra? The reasons have been addressed elsewhere within this site, but it suffices here to address one reason.
Consider the 18 comments in response to pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio posted at bastardly.com. She is called beautiful, gorgeous and even libido enhancing (whose?)! However, “Absulaa” left the following comment:
good thing the photos are blurry to hide the man face on this dime a dozen six foot anorexic with tits. look how skinny those thighs are. don’t have any food on your breath because it will frighten this bitch and turn her off and dry her up quicker than an a-rab culture and compassion party
Although the profanity is inappropriate, Absulaa got it basically right except the major error involving breasts; Alessandra has breast implants. Other than differences in sexual orientation, the inability to see through fake femininity is also responsible for her high rating by some people. Time for the public to get better educated.
On a serious note, there is something that people may have a difficult time believing, but I have to say it. I have nothing against the looks of Alessandra or anything else about her. If a woman with Alessandra’s looks had a pleasant personality, I would have no problems whatsoever with befriending her and hanging out with her. The problem that I have is with the homosexuals that use the likes of Alessandra as models for purposes for which they are not at all suited, which would be lingerie modeling in our case. There is simply no "nice" way of bringing public attention to the problem.
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